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june 22nd 2026

Someone told me that I should update this blog the other day, and at the time I said no because I didn't want to, but now I feel like talking about myself.

When I was working on my second ever album, I found I kept trying to write rock songs that would translate really well to guitars and things, but the songs I was making were all in FL studio, so they were kind of just unnecessarily bad-sounding. I'd spend ages looking for the perfect guitar soundfont, but there's obviously no such thing because a guitar can do a lot more than just play notes. At some point I got tired of the whole thing and decided my next album would be shitty garage rock with real instruments. And it really is shitty, because I didn't practice half of the parts before recording them. I think the songs themselves might be okay but they're brought down by bad performances and horrible vocals for some of them. Also, did I mention that the 'guitar' on that album is actually just bass with distortion?

*note to self: please revisit steam locomotive i dont know how its possible but the first half of that song is actually pretty good

august 9th 2024

yesterday i played baseball with two luigis, baby luigi, the beatles, a goomba, and a paragoomba. i am forever grateful to nintendo for including mii compatibility in mario super sluggers.

july 9th 2024

cant get over the fact that this is an instrument in the undertale soundfont

like it doesnt even sound like a washing machine or anything??? and why is it in all caps??????

update: theres also two title case versions and one called duty cycle 2, all of which sound slightly different